March 21, 2012
i am a butthole surfer

Dear Jesse, 

               You forgot to sign out of yr account when you logged in, this is sincerely complete sadness that yr account is being possessed by me an entity, a demon, a spirit, spirit in the sky, floating around like past due cells coming out of my skin, floating around yrs, I am always with you when you leave out the door, when you head out to Starbucks to work on some assignments from college, I know you but you do not know me and you might have founded yrself disgusted by that. I will crawl out of yr toilet just like Pennywise and I will look at you as the first carton of carne asada fries I bought in San Diego six years ago infatuated by the greasiness. You are my greasiness. Well I have to leave now because you already left to class and I want to know what the assignment is for you today. 

I hope you do not get angry by this, this is just out of emotions I’m an innocent individual just trying to do good.

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